dallas isn't as exciting when you're in the airport chili's

This is just to say that I am back from my jaunt to the Philly 'burbs and I am tired as all get out. Nobody should spend fourteen hours travelling, because after a while your ass starts looking like an airplane seat. Anyway, when I got home I discovered that my tomatoes aren't red yet, but I did get my shirts from Threadless: "Ninjas and Pirates agree: Cowboys suck" and "Procrastinators: Leaders of Tomorrow". The plan for the next couple days is to call in sick tomorrow and enjoy the 3rd and 4th as a weekend.

Other things that are awesome: the wedding was great, the weather only sucked mildly, in the way East Coast weather always sucks, and the video iPod is the greatest invention ever to grace a four-hour plane ride since the invention of the onboard lavatory.

For now, I will take a shower to rid myself of the charming eau d'avion scent I seem to have picked up along the way, and you all should tell me what happened over the past four days, because I just checked and with even communities filtered out I'm at skip=180, and I'm too tired to deal with stuff like Kassie's four-day-old bitching about people not understanding the concept of sockpuppets.

In totally unrelated news, as of tomorrow I'll have been in my apartment for two years. I moved to the West Coast two years and three days ago.