i'm a pixel here, myself

You know when you have to write smut, and you're under a deadline, but you just can't make yourself think smuttily? I hate it when that happens. This post is brought to you by the fact that I am trying (and failing) to think of porn to write for hp_springsmut, due in 10 days. I keep having to tell myself that it's not okay to just submit "In conclusion: COCK", as this fails the length requirement by 997 words and is not, in fact, a story.

Also, I'm apparently singing a concert in four hours? While this is not news to me, it's something I clearly have not thought about in a while. Oops.