i'm a pixel here, myself

My boss, who is out on maternity leave, just came in to the office with her 9-week-old baby. That, plus reading the Pete/Patrick MPREG story last night... I suddenly want one. Effing biological clock.

1. Guys, I don't understand. Boobs are weird. So why would I want to see *more* of them...? (All of which is to say Open Source Boob Project WTF? Seriously, some people's kids...)

2. I got a mysterious t-shirt! It's [this] and a size too big for me. If this is from any of you lovely people, please own up! It didn't come with ANY indication of who sent it!

3. Tonight was apparently American Idol-does-Andrew Lloyd Webber, so, um. Kind of the apocalypse? Makes me SO glad I stopped watching two seasons ago.

4. I am twenty-six. Whee.

5. There is no fifth thing; I just felt like I shouldn't end it at four.