i'm a pixel here, myself

For the love of god, people. If, in your story, someone's cock is "leaking" or "weeping" or "dribbling" or anything else, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. Pre-come generally appears only in small amounts (yeah, "rivers" of pre-come? not so much.) and generally only when guys are already hard. I swear, that's like the fifth story I've seen with that problem in TWO WEEKS. Is there something in the water that is making all the writers suddenly desire drippy faucets attached to guys' crotches? Christ.

In other news, I have told the group that I'm leaving them after this concert (one month, yay!) and while they are not exactly thrilled, they understand. But I may have to choke a bitch if I have to listen to this guy sing "People" one more time. Siiiiiigh.

In other other news, a guy at work is headhunting me for a position that may open up on his team in the next six months. Apparently news of my awesome is making the rounds, for which I am eternally grateful. ( cut for work blather ) I kind of feel like my workload doubled overnight sometime in the last six months, but I was too busy to notice.

Now, who wants to buy me a peppermint milkshake? I know this kick-ass place...