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drew at 09:55pm on 02/12/2008 under so you'd better treat him right
drew at 09:55pm on 02/12/2008 under so you'd better treat him rightDear coworkers and boss and boss's boss:
No, I do not have fifteen hours in my working day. You are lucky to get the ten I gave you today. I believe in a little thing called "work-life balance" and you are dangerously close to setting off my "OMFG GTFO"-o-meter. There are 12 more working days before I fly back East, and 2 working days after that until the end of the quarter. Kindly decide what of the requested metric fuckton of work you have assigned me you would *actually* like me to do so I don't end up putting my fist through a desk or a cube before the end of the month.
Less and less love as the month goes on,
Drew
PS - no, I can't make people spend more money through the power of my mind. sucks that the economy's in a recession, but getting numbers five minutes faster WILL NOT HELP YOU.
ETA: pretty high up on the Things I Didn't Need list? For Roommate E and her boyfriend to be going at it loudly in the other room. I get it; you've been apart for like five whole days -- lots of time to make up for! Jesus. I need to get laid.
No, I do not have fifteen hours in my working day. You are lucky to get the ten I gave you today. I believe in a little thing called "work-life balance" and you are dangerously close to setting off my "OMFG GTFO"-o-meter. There are 12 more working days before I fly back East, and 2 working days after that until the end of the quarter. Kindly decide what of the requested metric fuckton of work you have assigned me you would *actually* like me to do so I don't end up putting my fist through a desk or a cube before the end of the month.
Less and less love as the month goes on,
Drew
PS - no, I can't make people spend more money through the power of my mind. sucks that the economy's in a recession, but getting numbers five minutes faster WILL NOT HELP YOU.
ETA: pretty high up on the Things I Didn't Need list? For Roommate E and her boyfriend to be going at it loudly in the other room. I get it; you've been apart for like five whole days -- lots of time to make up for! Jesus. I need to get laid.
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