i'm a pixel here, myself

After my roughly sixty-hour workweek, I left the office three hours early, beat myself up at the gym, and came home. I have ordered a pizza, which is totally not on my diet, but fuck it -- I want a pizza and I have been cranky about calorie-reduction lately.

ALSO. Can someone tell me what all this "colon cleansing" stuff is about? I've started seeing ads for it *everywhere*. Is it actually beneficial in any way, or are people scamming? I cannot tell!