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So this is *really* the last part I'm doing before Remix, I swear.

highschoolery, part 4
Jensen/Jared high school AU
[all parts]

Jared finishes the rest of his laps and endures an unintelligible *something* about "literature and the human condition" from his English teacher, then heads for his locker. He'd been a little unhappy to find that while Jensen would walk the length of the pool and time him, he hadn't made good on his promise from earlier, not even when Jared spent an extra five minutes in the showers waiting for him. After he stuffs his bag with the usual suspects ("know the capital of Cameroon tomorrow!" -- like he's ever going to go there, much less anywhere outside Texas), he hefts it to his shoulder and makes his way to loserville, also known as the bus lot.

This early in the school year, the mix of freshmen and sophomores is pretty even, but the only juniors and seniors who ride the bus are those who can't afford cars and don't have any friends to carpool with. Hence, loserville. Jared reaches the lot and boards the bus, slinging himself into a seat and opening the window. The ride is boring, stretches of the suburban edges of the city fly by, broken only by the occasional 8-story office building. When you live in Texas, there's no need to go *up* -- now when there's space to build *out* -- so short of some skyscrapers in the city proper not much goes up very high, especially not in his neighborhood.

He's dropped off at the bottom of his street, a cul-de-sac just inside the city border, and he walks the quarter-mile to the house, wrinkling his brow at the gorgeous black car in his driveway. It's clearly an American model, from the late '60s or early '70s, probably a Chevy. When he gets closer, he can see it's an Impala in fantastic condition, but he still doesn't know who it belongs to.

The garage is open, so his momma, at least, is home. He passes by her station wagon and steps into the kitchen, dropping his backpack on the bench by the door. "Momma!"

"In here, Jared," she calls from the other end of the house. "You got company."

Now even more curious, he kicks off his shoes and fairly bounds through the kitchen, down the hallway, and into the living room. And stops dead. Sitting on the couch, across the coffee table from his momma, is Jensen, in jeans and a varsity jacket from his old school, "Ackles" embroidered in silver across the green fabric. "Hi."

"Didn't realize you were making housecalls."

"Jared!" His momma sounds shocked, but not as shocked as she'd be if she knew what he really meant.

"Sorry, momma."

"No, it's okay -- we only met the other day. And I guess he's been underestimating how excited Coach Harris is about him." His smile was more wholesome here, in Jared's living room, but in Jared's head it was still the smirk he'd worn telling Jared to swim the backstroke, or just before Jensen's face met his dick the first time. Jared shifted uneasily.

"Well, Jared? Come on, sit down and we'll all talk a little. Jensen tells me he transferred from just outside of Dallas and doesn't know anybody; I'm sure you wouldn't mind making a new friend." Her voice has just a hint of the steel she uses to get her way; she's trying to guilt him into befriending poor, defenseless Jensen. Inside, Jared rolls his eyes.

"Of course, momma." Since she's in the armchair, he snags the other end of the couch and turns toward Jensen. "Where'd you get that car?"

Jensen beams. "You like it? She's a '67 Impala; my dad and I tinker with her on weekends." He talks some more about the car, about having to repeat sophomore year because of school district misalignment (which Jared thinks completely blows, but Jensen shrugs it off with a look in his direction that just might have something to do with word choice), about swimming. Jared talks about the car, swimming, and the uselessness of knowing the capital of Cameroon. His momma has long since left the two of them alone, but she's still in the house, so Jared can't ask what he wants.

"Could I get a look at her up close?" Jared's not sure how Jensen will react to that, since he means it in about four different ways, but he does mean them all, so even if he only gets one or two, that'll do.

Jensen stands with an easy "sure" and heads back to the front door.

"Momma! Jensen's gonna let me look at his car; we'll just be outside!"

She appears at the top of the stairs. "Alright. It was nice to meet you, Jensen."

"And you too, ma'am."

Jared opens the door and they head outside. When he closes it behind them, he looks at Jensen and says "What was *that* about?"

"What was what about?"

"You at my *house*."

"Scared you, huh?" The smirk is back. "I'm serious, though -- coach thinks you'll go far, and we want to have your parents on board as well."

"You're not going to visit the other parents." It's not a question since Jared already knows the answer.

Jensen snorts. "Course not. But man, you should've seen your *face* when you walked in. I'm talking comedy gold, there." He sticks his hands out, his thumb and forefinger at right angles like he's envisioning a TV screen, and chuckles. He slaps Jared on the back. "Let's go take a look at my baby, huh?" She's everything Jared thought she'd be -- sleek, dangerous, and --

"Her back seat is *huge*."

"You saying my woman has a fat ass, Padalecki? Cause I will smack you so hard..."

"You know what I meant!" Jared grits out.

"It's more fun to mess with you, though." Jensen opens the rear door and Jared sticks his head in.

"The leather can't be original; it'd be way faded by now." He's just talking to himself now, admiring the car, so it's that much more of a surprise when Jensen shoves him onto the seat. "What the hell?"

Jensen's suddenly in the car too, arms on the seat on either side of Jared, hovering over him. His voice is low. "Yeah, you like my big back seat? Bet you can't imagine what I use it for." He's right next to Jared, his eyes piercing. Jared looks back just as fiercely.

"Bet you I can."

"Guess." His breath is hot on Jared's cheeks, even in the stifling heat of midafternoon and the back seat of a black car. Which is why, partially to prove a point and partially because he just wants to, Jared leans up and kisses him. As first kisses go, it kind of sucks.

Jensen breaks it and looks down at him. "You got no idea, pond scum. None."

"Stop *calling* me that."

"I'll show you." He leans forward until his mouth is right next to Jared's ear. "Some other time," he whispers, and then he's out of the car and pulling Jared out with him. Jared bumps his head on the frame.

"Ow! Hey, let go!" Jensen does and Jared's hand goes to his forehead, massaging it and trying to stop a bruise from forming. "Idiot. Jeeze."

"If you weren't so freakin' tall!"

"If you hadn't tried to..." he trails off. "Yeah, whatever."

"Alright pond scum, get back in and do your homework."

"Yeah, you're not the boss of me!"

Jensen rolls his eyes. "No, but your momma's gonna make you, so you might as well do it anyway. I gotta go."

"Sure you do."

"No, I do. I'm blocking your daddy." And sure enough, Jared's father's pickup is in the end of the driveway.

There are 62 comments on this entry. (reply.)
 
posted by [identity profile] nilyveth.livejournal.com at 07:02pm on 04/03/2006
This so much love. Love, love love. Just... love ♥.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 09:31pm on 04/03/2006
Thank you!
 
posted by [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com at 07:13pm on 04/03/2006
You're such a teeeease! I adore it, though :D Jensen's so cocky, I just wanna lick him. And poor confused Jared who just wants Jensen so badly, and who can blame him? Hee.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 09:32pm on 04/03/2006
Heh, yeah, I guess I am :D

Glad you enjoyed it!
 
posted by [identity profile] sylph-ironlight.livejournal.com at 07:21pm on 04/03/2006
*g* It's eating your brain, isn't it? Slowly (ok, maybe not so slowly) but surely taking over. I feel bad that you couldn't put it off until you're done Remix.


...okay, I don't really feel bad. XD

Jared's face in my head when he walks in to find Jensen sitting down with his mama, omg. I think I broke something laughing.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 09:34pm on 04/03/2006
It really *is* eating my brain; it's kind of scary. I don't think I've ever churned out something this long this fast.

Jared's face in my head when he walks in to find Jensen sitting down with his mama, omg.

My favorite part of this bit! Because we've all had moments of "HOLY SHIT" but Jared's might trump them all.
 
posted by [identity profile] wrenlet.livejournal.com at 07:54pm on 04/03/2006
IMPALA! *happy squeal*

Jensen's suddenly in the car too, arms on the seat on either side of Jared, hovering over him. His voice is low. "Yeah, you like my big back seat? Bet you can't imagine what I use it for." He's right next to Jared, his eyes piercing.

Sex, duh :D I love that Jared kissed him! And damn, yeah, just why is Jensen so interested in his budding swim career? *grins*
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 09:36pm on 04/03/2006
I had to find a way to work the car in. I just HAD to. I wrote to [livejournal.com profile] mcee: "JENSEN DRIVES THE METALLICAR: CHECK YES OR YES" and she wrote back "YES TIMES A MILLION".

Well, you know Jensen -- he just wants Jared in the Speedo. :D

Glad you enjoyed it!
 
posted by [identity profile] quietdiscerning.livejournal.com at 07:58pm on 04/03/2006
Lovelovelove. This just makes me squeeeeee when I see it on my flist.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 09:36pm on 04/03/2006
Gosh, thank you! It sometimes makes me squee to write :)
 
posted by [identity profile] mcee.livejournal.com at 08:13pm on 04/03/2006
"Her back seat is *huge*."

\o/

also i commend jared's balls for kissing jensen. wow.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 09:38pm on 04/03/2006
Yeah, I'm not sure exactly where that came from -- there's more to Jared than meets the eye, methinks. Plus, you know, all these idealized visions of love aren't lining up with his experience of *sex*, so.

GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.
 
posted by [identity profile] elmo-loves-me.livejournal.com at 08:13pm on 04/03/2006
[livejournal.com profile] sylph_ironlight sent me here, and ye gods am I glad, because this is absolutely fantastic.

You saying my woman has a fat ass, Padalecki?

TOO GOOD. I love this idea, I love your writing style, and I love the pace you've set for this.

Also, Jensen as a cocky, blowjob-giving, swim-team managing, impala-driving, WHORE just... really appeals to me. For some reason. :D

 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 09:39pm on 04/03/2006
I'm pretty proud of some of the one-liners in this so far -- that one in particular :)

Thank you so much!
 
posted by [identity profile] crimsonsenya.livejournal.com at 08:34pm on 04/03/2006
It's not nice to just tease us with possible sweatyhot Impala backseat sex! ;) ;)
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 09:40pm on 04/03/2006
I know! Which is why I tried to put this off until after Remix. But they're *eating my brain* and I don't know what to do about it. ::shakes head:: Hopefully I'll finish my Remix fast and get back to this :)

Glad you're enjoying it!
 
posted by [identity profile] robanybody.livejournal.com at 09:11pm on 04/03/2006
Oh oh OH, between the snarking and the kissing and the possibility of car sex, I am so delighted by this.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 09:43pm on 04/03/2006
<3<3<3 Max <3<3<3

I'd say "probability" instead of "possibility". But then, I know what's going to happen next. ...actually, that's a lie. I'm making this up as I go along. And it is writer crack of the highest order, let me tell you!

So glad you're enjoying this as much as I am :)
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posted by [identity profile] jellicle.livejournal.com at 09:25pm on 04/03/2006
Every time I check a new stallment of this I love it more. And the guest appearance of the impala... just drewlicious.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 09:44pm on 04/03/2006
drewlicious

Best. Word. EVER. ::dances::

Thank you so much!
 
posted by [identity profile] without-me.livejournal.com at 10:54pm on 04/03/2006
OMGILOVETHISSTORYSOMUCH!!! And yes, and more soon PLEASE!!!
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 11:23pm on 04/03/2006
::grin:: Yay! Thank you :)

More is coming, but I have other obligations in the meantime... ::grumbles about Remix::
 
posted by [identity profile] madame-d.livejournal.com at 11:50pm on 04/03/2006
Oh.god. They've barely met and Jensen's already been to the house to meet Jared's mama; JESUS he moves fast!!!

"No, I do. I'm blocking your daddy."

*spits coffee* OhmyGOD! That's just... and just... heeeeee!

Still loving this muchly (and still missing a J2 icon).

}:)
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 11:52pm on 04/03/2006
Hee! Thank you so much :)
 
posted by [identity profile] dubiously.livejournal.com at 12:39am on 05/03/2006
More. Yay! Jensen is just so friggin cocky, poor Jared has no clue what to do with himself. Hot! And I love Jared's mom telling him to be nice to Jensen, and Jen saying, "your daddy." The Metallicar making an unexpected appearance, such a nice touch. You are gonna make good on the promise of car sex, right? *puppy dog eyes*
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 01:11am on 05/03/2006
::whistles:: I can't teeeeeell youuuuuuuu!

Okay, I'm not that evil. There probably will be car sex. :D

Thank you!
 
posted by [identity profile] andstillitmoves.livejournal.com at 12:52am on 05/03/2006
you win at life. AND WRITING HIGH SCHOOL AU PORN.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 01:13am on 05/03/2006
Hooray! ::wins at life and PORN::
 
posted by [identity profile] cosmic.livejournal.com at 08:55am on 05/03/2006
I'm in such mad love of this thing. Just.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 09:03am on 05/03/2006
Glad you're enjoying it :)
 
posted by [identity profile] theotherej.livejournal.com at 09:24am on 05/03/2006
omg. Ditto to what every single other person has already said. I saw this before I went out today and decided to save it for when I came home and was curled up in bed with my laptop. SO. SO GOOD.

And how hot is Jensen whispering suggestive things all pressed up against Jared? HELLO.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 05:30pm on 05/03/2006
I think the more appropriate question is: how hot is Jensen ALL THE TIME. God.

Glad you're enjoying it :)
 
posted by [identity profile] auralily.livejournal.com at 11:40am on 05/03/2006
I just got around to reading this and Oh. My. God. I cannot wait to see where you're going next, especially since I get the feeling that it's going to involve lots of car sex. Mind if I friend you so I don't miss anything?
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 05:31pm on 05/03/2006
Sure, go ahead! I don't have a friending policy like the big kids do.

Thank you!
 
posted by [identity profile] tittakv.livejournal.com at 12:05pm on 05/03/2006
Trust Jenny to know what's happening outside the car and Jared to have no idea! *g* This is a lot of fun.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 05:31pm on 05/03/2006
He's just that kind of person, isn't he?

Thanks :)
 
posted by [identity profile] veradeath.livejournal.com at 08:44pm on 05/03/2006
This series is awesome. I hope there's more.
Jensen is hotness. When are the others going to be
mentioned?
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 10:32pm on 05/03/2006
Thank you! There will be more, but not until I've finished my Remix.

If by "the others" you mean the other assorted WB guys (Mike, Tom, et al), I don't have a concrete plan for introducing them. Those two (Mike and Tom) have had cameos already, but it remains to be see whether or not there will be more of them.
 
posted by [identity profile] el-gilliath.livejournal.com at 11:40pm on 06/03/2006
Bossy Dean is so lovely. So much brilliantness.

BTW, may I friend you?
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 11:45pm on 06/03/2006
Thank you! (btw, you know it's Jensen, not Dean, right?)

Of course, go ahead! I don't have a friending policy like the big kids do.
 
posted by [identity profile] cocombat.livejournal.com at 02:43pm on 10/03/2006
Ah. Guh. Holy crap. Damn. Hot. Daddy.
*sniggers*

This whole series. I want to kidnap it and runaway and do very bad things to it. Just. Hot and funny, at the very samest time.

Aaaahhhh.

 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 05:58pm on 10/03/2006
Thank you! There's going to be more, I promise :)
 
posted by [identity profile] magickly.livejournal.com at 03:29am on 22/03/2006
Eee, the Impala shows up!

My favorite line:
Jared's not sure how Jensen will react to that, since he means it in about four different ways, but he does mean them all, so even if he only gets one or two, that'll do.

Great, great, great.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 03:34am on 22/03/2006
Hey, I'm glad you liked it! That's not the only SPN bit that shows up in the series :D

Thank you so much.
 
posted by [identity profile] rubywisp.livejournal.com at 07:43pm on 09/06/2006
Impala! ♥

They are beyond cute in this. I would love to know what's going on in Jensen's head, and man, how much do I love a fic when it makes me do that? Oh so very much.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 07:52pm on 09/06/2006
Slipping the Impala (and other soon-to-be-revealed SPN bits) into the story is one of the things I'm happiest about doing.

I think *everyone* wants to know what's going on in Jensen's head throughout this story. You'll see why that is when you get to later parts.

Thank you!
 
posted by [identity profile] spikess.livejournal.com at 08:17pm on 13/03/2007
"No, I do. I'm blocking your daddy."

Is it bad that I'm getting a bit of double entendre from this line? 'cause Dean kinda raised Sam and there's the Impala and I've probably been reading way too much Wincest recently, but yeah... *hugs fic* Love.

And Coach Harris made me think of Xander and his own speedo moment, and I don't know if that was intentional or not but it made me squee.
 
posted by [identity profile] babyofthegroup.livejournal.com at 01:50am on 14/03/2007
Hee! Well, after I wrote that I said, "huh, that could be taken *veeeeeeeeery* differently" :D

Thank you!

I can neither confirm nor deny that Coach Harris is derived from Xander's speedo moment!

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