they just do this to make us go "!!!"

[drew]

[Jsquared interview] in which Jared talks about masturbation, they both talk about walking around their houses naked, and Jensen utters the immortal phrase "Why lock it up when you're at home?"

My internal monologue is still stuck on "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Comments

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE SO DOING IT. I mean. I can't even get across my complete and total "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" from this; it's now permanently etched into brain.

[sanyin.livejournal.com]

No, please, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! some more!

They're snappy! They're opposites! They're obsessed with their enormous cocks! Together, they FUCK LIKE RABBITS FIGHT CRIME!

Omg, you know that Ewan MacGregor/Jude Law photoshoot of the two of them puttering around the bathroom/drinking tea in bed? THAT IS NOW JENSEN AND JARED.

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AWESOME. Now my brain fights to see which of them is the wretched Jude Law and which is the Ewan. AHAHAHAHAHA.

::"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"s at you::

[sanyin.livejournal.com]

See, that's a question of which one of them would feed their child ecstasy, or alternately, have a bit of a receding hairline. So first reaction, Jensen is more man whorish *cough*joanna*cough* and also more conventionally pretty, while Jared does the atypical body type/impish smile gig = Ewan (and subsequently, well hung).

But then my heart rebels and is like oh noooesss! but Jensen has a personality and HE'S the exhibitionist (ok - I just had a sudden brain breaking vision of Jensen as Christian in Moulin Rouge/Curt Wilde - is this where that mohawk/punk thing is leading?)

Ok, clearly, it's late, and I'm putting WAY too much thought into this.

In conclusion:

THEY ARE BOTH EWAN! And they shall bang hotly like in that horrible movie where he has an inexplicably horrible American accent and also a clone.

*dreams of J2 domestic bliss*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!