they just do this to make us go "!!!" [i'm a pixel here, myself]

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[Jsquared interview] in which Jared talks about masturbation, they both talk about walking around their houses naked, and Jensen utters the immortal phrase "Why lock it up when you're at home?"

My internal monologue is still stuck on "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

how i feel: horny

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BUT DREW, WHY LOCK IT UP WHEN YOU'RE AT HOME?

BECAUSE I HAVE A STRAIGHT ROOMMATE. BUT JARED DOESN'T!

And because my brain is still here: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm pretty sure that interview attained critical mass in terms of homoeroticism. JARED ADMITTED TO THEIR HOT MAKE-OUTS.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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JARED ADMITTED TO THEIR HOT MAKE-OUTS

And I was there, going "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jesus. I may never recover from this interview. Just. Jared masturbating. Jensen TALKING ABOUT HIS DICK.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I want that phrase embroidered on something, I just haven't decided what, yet.

Perhaps something that might make sense in its own way, so it looks normal, but when you see it you'll know it was JENSEN talking about his COCK and you'll get all giggly. Or swoony, I can't say which.

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Thanks for the link. That was a hoot.

WP

Isn't it, just? Jared! Talking about masturbation! I may never be the same.

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My day -- no. My summer? MADE.

I'm still stuck going "!!!!!!!!!!!!" a lot. It's. They talk about masturbation and their dicks. I'm really having a hard time forming words.

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It's just... and... ZOMG! I read that and I didn't even get as far as !!!!! I just died, I think. First the whole 'If masturbating was healthy I would do that for an hour' and then the nekkid walking lol and I would have payed MILLIONS to be at that interview...*dies*

It's totally the most "!!!"-inducing interview I think they've ever given. I'm still all "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and my brain shows no signs of stopping anytime soon :D

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OH.

I JUST.

OH.

OH MY GOD.

AOINGF(AS*GH(W*HTQOWIRHNQLIRNOAISNGFOIASGNOIN!OUB!OUB!UOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111qwsdfv

They're. THEY TALK ABOUT THEIR DICKS. I. ::hands::

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BEING ERECT. AND BOUNCING AS THEY WANDER AROUND NAKED.

AND MAKING OUT. AND JERKING OFF. TO MEN.

AND THEY WENT OUT TOGETHER THE NIGHT BEFORE. Probably to a raging London club like the Ministry of Sound or Fabric or something and aosuignoaisndhoaidnhsodhi I HAVE THIS PERFECT VISION OF THEM GETTING SMASHED TOGETHER. And then they make out kind of accidentally and laugh about it a lot and then talk about it during the interview the next day because they're trying to show that it was totally nothing at all and hahahaha funny really.

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In my head the interview goes something like this:

[start of interview]

Jared: Blah blah blah, AND THEN I MASTURBATE FOR AN HOUR.
Jensen: [raises eyebrow]
Jared: ...or two. FINE, OR THREE.
Jensen: And then...
Jared: Don't make me say it.
Interviewer: [stunned] Say what?
Jared: I masturbate for another hour.
Jensen: What was that, Jare?
Jared: I MASTURBATE FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
Jensen: [smug]
Jared: Yeah, well tell her about how you don't believe in UNDERWEAR, Naked Boy.
Jensen: Hey, why lock it up when you're at home?
Jared: I don't know you.
Jensen: A man's cock is a beautiful thing; don't cage the beast.
Interviewer: [opening and closing mouth with no sound coming out]
Jared: Oh, please, like you have such a MAN'S cock.
Jensen: Hey, it's no ten-inch monster like yours, but it does the job perfectly well.
Jared: [eyeroll]
Jensen: Aw, baby, don't be mad just because you like to whack off a lot.
Interviewer: [dies]
Jensen and Jared: Blah, blah, blah.

[end of interview]

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JUST like THAT!

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:D They play off one another so WELL! I ♥ them SO MUCH.

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They broke me.

That's about where I am, too. Masturbation! Jensen's dick!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a;lkfh.

BOUNCING.

...

...

...I'll be in my bunk.

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I KNOW. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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...

nope, still broken.

naked!Jensen: why lock it up when you're at home?

naked!Jared: OH LOOK PESKY HARD-ON. Must get boxers.

naked!Jensen: I could take care of that for you.*

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*english-to-boy translation: Bring that dick over here right now.

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I. Okay, still broken.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm starting to wonder if that interview was even real. I mean, don't they understand that it's going to go all around the world in .2 seconds?

Oy vey.

Well, that's true. I mean, it could be mistranslation. But. With the possibility of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I can't dismiss it out of hand :D

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No no, the image of them being "uncaged" is a very nice one (ohmygeeze), I just. Don't they have international PR people? Or something? *is imagining all sorts of scary things :[*

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Ahahaha, yeah, I kind of expect their PR shit will hit the fan, but. IT MAKES ME LOVE THEM SO MUCH. ♥

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See this? This is my face filled with ENORMOUS GLEE because they are just TOO GAY FOR WORDS AND FEEDING IT TO US ON A FUCKING PLATE. Also, massive capslock abuse.

Omg, how adorable is Jared the health freak and Jensen the lazy bum? And also, you know, their cocks (who should be allowed to roam around free of course).

GLEE!

And not to be redundant, but

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE SO DOING IT. I mean. I can't even get across my complete and total "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" from this; it's now permanently etched into brain.

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No, please, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! some more!

They're snappy! They're opposites! They're obsessed with their ~~enormous~~ cocks! Together, they ~~FUCK LIKE RABBITS~~ FIGHT CRIME!

Omg, you know that Ewan MacGregor/Jude Law photoshoot of the two of them puttering around the bathroom/drinking tea in bed? THAT IS NOW JENSEN AND JARED.

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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AWESOME. Now my brain fights to see which of them is the ~~wretched~~ Jude Law and which is the Ewan. AHAHAHAHAHA.

::"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"s at you::

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See, that's a question of which one of them would feed their child ecstasy, or alternately, have a bit of a receding hairline. So first reaction, Jensen is more man whorish *cough*joanna*cough* and also more conventionally pretty, while Jared does the atypical body type/impish smile gig = Ewan (and subsequently, well hung).

But then my heart rebels and is like oh noooesss! but Jensen has a personality and HE'S the exhibitionist (ok - I just had a sudden brain breaking vision of Jensen as Christian in Moulin Rouge/Curt Wilde - is this where that mohawk/punk thing is leading?)

Ok, clearly, it's late, and I'm putting WAY too much thought into this.

In conclusion:

THEY ARE BOTH EWAN! And they shall bang hotly like in that horrible movie where he has an inexplicably horrible American accent and also a clone.

*dreams of J2 domestic bliss*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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April