But, like. They happen at the same time, right? I mean, the bachelor party is traditionally the night before the wedding. And you *know* they can't do it together. So when Mikey and Tommy and Chris wrangle Jensen out for a night of drinking and possibly strippers, it's going to be A Night Of Drinking And Possibly Strippers that's going to take quite some time.
Can they simultaneously be with Jared? I'm thinking no. I *want* them to be there, sure. But logistics... shut up, I'm trying to make it at least *feel* real, even if it's WAY NOT.
bachelor parties can take place any time. i was at a bachelorette party that took place a month before the wedding, and the groom's was the week before.
besides, i doubt very seriously that mike and chris would hesitate for even one second to mercilessly shame whichever one of them protested that it wasn't traditional by saying something to the effect of, "well, you pretty white dress will be something NEW, so now all you need is something borrowed..." "come on, man, take it easy on him. brides are particular about the details." "do you think the fact that there's going to be two DICKS on the honeymoon's gonna make it nontraditional?"
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Can they simultaneously be with Jared? I'm thinking no. I *want* them to be there, sure. But logistics... shut up, I'm trying to make it at least *feel* real, even if it's WAY NOT.
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besides, i doubt very seriously that mike and chris would hesitate for even one second to mercilessly shame whichever one of them protested that it wasn't traditional by saying something to the effect of, "well, you pretty white dress will be something NEW, so now all you need is something borrowed..." "come on, man, take it easy on him. brides are particular about the details." "do you think the fact that there's going to be two DICKS on the honeymoon's gonna make it nontraditional?"
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I can *so* see that happening, and in fact it may be incorporated into this draft. BRILLIANT.
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