they just do this to make us go "!!!"

[drew]

[Jsquared interview] in which Jared talks about masturbation, they both talk about walking around their houses naked, and Jensen utters the immortal phrase "Why lock it up when you're at home?"

My internal monologue is still stuck on "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

They're. THEY TALK ABOUT THEIR DICKS. I. ::hands::

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[balefully.livejournal.com]

BEING ERECT. AND BOUNCING AS THEY WANDER AROUND NAKED.

AND MAKING OUT. AND JERKING OFF. TO MEN.

AND THEY WENT OUT TOGETHER THE NIGHT BEFORE. Probably to a raging London club like the Ministry of Sound or Fabric or something and aosuignoaisndhoaidnhsodhi I HAVE THIS PERFECT VISION OF THEM GETTING SMASHED TOGETHER. And then they make out kind of accidentally and laugh about it a lot and then talk about it during the interview the next day because they're trying to show that it was totally nothing at all and hahahaha funny really.

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

In my head the interview goes something like this:

[start of interview]

Jared: Blah blah blah, AND THEN I MASTURBATE FOR AN HOUR.
Jensen: [raises eyebrow]
Jared: ...or two. FINE, OR THREE.
Jensen: And then...
Jared: Don't make me say it.
Interviewer: [stunned] Say what?
Jared: I masturbate for another hour.
Jensen: What was that, Jare?
Jared: I MASTURBATE FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
Jensen: [smug]
Jared: Yeah, well tell her about how you don't believe in UNDERWEAR, Naked Boy.
Jensen: Hey, why lock it up when you're at home?
Jared: I don't know you.
Jensen: A man's cock is a beautiful thing; don't cage the beast.
Interviewer: [opening and closing mouth with no sound coming out]
Jared: Oh, please, like you have such a MAN'S cock.
Jensen: Hey, it's no ten-inch monster like yours, but it does the job perfectly well.
Jared: [eyeroll]
Jensen: Aw, baby, don't be mad just because you like to whack off a lot.
Interviewer: [dies]
Jensen and Jared: Blah, blah, blah.

[end of interview]

[magickly.livejournal.com]

JUST like THAT!

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

:D They play off one another so WELL! I ♥ them SO MUCH.